Are you fashionable? If not, would you like to be? Because it is literally impossible to be adequately fashionable without one of our new shirts. They come in various sizes for your convenience, as “modeled” here by our keyboardist, Chase Warner. You can buy one for the low, low price of $15, and that price INCLUDES shipping and sales tax, you sickeningly lucky ducks. Click any of the images for a larger, more amazing view of the t-shirty bliss that awaits you. Then click the “buy now” button if you have any sense whatsoever.
SMALL!
MEDIUM!!
LARGE!!!
EXTRA LARGE!!!!
